Empty bowl? Heating turned down? Doors not being shut or opened as and when you wish? Other cats or even disgusting dogs in your garden? Neglected by humans pretending to write/work/watch TV? Rubbish dry catfood? The indignity of being Pushed Off Your Chair?

Even the most global and sophisticated cat has everyday feline frustrations to face.

Put paw to mouse and relieve that tension in your tail. Polo's Pusswords provide those everyday obscenities – and the occasional pleasantry – to make the modern metropolitan moggy lifestyle that bit easier.